Misfortune Cookie


Disclaimer: the Misfortune Cookie is for entertainment purposes only, and should not be mistaken for accurate predictions. These “misfortunes” are intended humorously, and may be considered offensive or insensitive by some persons. If you think you may be one of them, please just move along to something else. If you take any of these predictions seriously, you should seek psychiatric help immediately.

The Misfortune Cookie was conceived by Bill Hinton, and was shamelessly stolen from him. Thanks, Bill!