Monkey Spit!

“In America, you get food to eat Don’t have to run through the jungle and scuff up your feet…” Randy

I’m a geek. A big ol’ nerd. A dork. That guy who was picked second-to-last for the team (I always

You know how they keep doing these public-service ads on TV where some celebrity with the IQ of kelp tells

Despite the fact that this column (for lack of a better word) is titled “Rant-Man’s Notebook,” there’s no actual notebook